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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:30

Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Is having white skin really that attractive?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...