What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Is having white skin really that attractive?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

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Next, they tried...

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...